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Baby, It's Cold Outside
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Baby Its Cold Outside
I really can't stay
But baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away
But baby it's cold outside
The evening has been
Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice
I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start worry
Beautiful what’s your hurry?
And father will be pacing the floor
Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I’d better scurry
Beautiful please don't hurry
But maybe just a half a drink more
Put some records on while I pour
The neighbors might think
Baby it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there
I wish i knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now
To break the spell
I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say, "No, no, no sir"
Mind if I move in closer
At least i'm gonna say that i tried
What's the sense in hurtin' my pride?
I really can't stay
Baby don't hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside
I simply must go
But baby its cold outside
The answer is no
But baby its cold outside
This welcome has been
How lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm
Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious.
Gosh your lips look delicious
My brother will be there at the door
Waves upon a tropical shore
My Maiden Aunt’s mind is vicious
Gosh your lips are delicious
Well maybe just an IPA more
Never such a blizzard before
I've got to get home
But baby you’ll freeze out there
Say, lend me a comb
It’s up to your knees out there.
You really been grand
I’m thrilled when you touch my hand
but don’t you see
How can you do this thing to me
There’s bound to be talk tomorrow
Thing about your life long sorrow
at least there will be plenty implied
if you caught pneumonia and died
I really can’t stay
Get over that hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside
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Before I add the lyrics, I wanted to share the background story to this song:
It was early December and I was sitting with my guitar, working on writing another song (Santa versus Godzilla). This song has been in the works for over two years and I was determined to finish it. However after beating myself up about finding a rhyme for "Godzilla throws a right hook at poor father Christmas", I decided I need to walk away and take a break and get in a different mind set. I grabbed a blank sheet of paper, strummed some different chords and BOOM! This song took all of three minutes to write. The melody and the words came so quickly, it was scary... so the band played it a few times and decided we really liked it and wanted to include it on the album. We hope you like it too. Merry Christmas! - Kier
SUNDAY NIGHT EDIT: This song was remixed between Sunday morning and Sunday evening. It appears I spoke to soon; it was the easiest to write but the hardest to mix (..so far!)
Lyrics.. "I know i didn't start on time"
Chorus:
You can't stop Christmas from coming
you can't slow santa down
For those who receive are those who believe
You can't slow santa down
Everyone knows a Mustang is a very fast car
A Ferrari, they're fast too
A Lamborghini is nice if you can afford that price
but Santa's sleigh will beat them all.
Theres a bullet train in Shanghai that goes 310
And one in Germany thats just as fast
You know they can't keep up, won't earn that winners cup
To Santas sleigh, they'll finish last
Got a buddy in the air force, flies an F-16
Swears he took on Santa one night
But it takes moire than a jet to break his record yet
Santas sleigh left him behind
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on, our troubles will be miles away
Here were are as in olden days; happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more
Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now
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To Mrs. Claus From Santa
She keeps the cocoa warm, plays cribbage with the elves
She taught Frosty the Snowman how to sing Jingle Bells
She knits holiday sweaters for all the flying reindeer
And to top it off, Mrs. Claus, you get prettier every year
You know I like milk and cookies, don't mind some snow or frost
One thing that I know for sure, Santa loves his Mrs. Claus
She'll take the penguins sledding on the hill in the yard
She taught Frosty some Spanish, now he sings Feliz Navidad
When she bakes Christmas cookies, all the elves jump and cheer
And to top it off, Mrs. Claus, you get prettier every year
You know I like milk and cookies, don't mind some snow or frost
One thing that I know for sure, Santa loves his Mrs. Claus
As I look yonder east and catch a glimpse of the morning sun
I deliver my last few presents, yes, another Christmas Eve is done.
I thank all my reindeer and to the North I steer
And without a pause, I say Mrs. Claus, you get prettier every year.
You know I like milk and cookies, don't mind some snow or frost
One thing that I know for sure, Santa loves his Mrs. Claus
Yep, You know I like milk and cookies, don't mind some snow or frost
One thing that I know for sure, Santa loves his Mrs. Claus
Santa loves his Mrs. Claus
Santa loves his Mrs. Claus
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Santa versus Godzilla
04:38
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Santa versus Godzilla
Once Upon a Christmas Eve
The malls are filled with last minute Christmas shoppers
When a giant green lizard emerges from the water
The crowds start to panic when they hear all the clatter
Of Godzilla trampling another shopping plaza
But looking to the north, yes, who should appear?
Good old Santa Claus with his flying reindeer.....
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, The epic battle of the year
Godzilla has those great big claws, Santa has his tiny reindeer
Santa and his reindeer head straight toward the giant
The bells on Santa sleigh jingle jangle with defiance
Godzilla swats at Santa like he's some kind of mosquito
Santa yells to Blitzen “Time to load the torpedoes!”
The monster leaves a wake of mass devastation
“Donner, Cupid Vixen! Attack formation!"
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, The epic battle of the year
Godzilla has those great big claws, Santa has his tiny reindeer
Godzilla throws a right hook at poor Father Christmas
He misses him by inches, but boy, was it vicious
Santa's on the ropes now; it looks as if he’s beaten
Come on Santa get up! We don't want you eaten!
The lizard starts to charge, he's got Santa in his sights
Oh no! Not on this, holiest of nights
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, The epic battle of the year
Godzilla has those great big claws, Santa has his tiny reindeer
And now here we are at the moment of truth
Is this the end of Santa? Oh what will we do?
Out there in the distance, a lone church bell rings
Prompting the reindeer for some Yuletide caroling
The music melts Godzilla’s heart and like the Grinch, he changes
He picks up Santa Claus and tries to explain:
Santa Claus I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get out of hand
The commercialization of Christmas must have driven me completely mad
It's not about making money, It's not about dollars and cents
It's all about baby Jesus and spending time with family and friends
So I hope you can forgive me, for my behavior was just appalling
Especially since I almost gave you quite a severe mauling
Santa knew Godzilla was telling him the truth,
So he said with a chuckle, here's what we're gonna do
There's still room on the nice list and some time 'til Christmas Day
So let’s clean up this awful mess, and will you help me on my way?
My reindeer are all worn out from our big epic battle
So mind carrying the sleigh and to you I'll strap a saddle
Santa Claus versus Godzilla, the epic battle of the year
Godzilla's gonna save Christmas Day, filling in for Santa’s reindeer
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Blue Christmas
I have a blue Christmas without you
I'll be so blue just thinking about you
Decorations of red, on a green Christmas tree
won't be the same dear, if you're not here with me.
And when those blue snowflakes start falling,
that's when those blue memories start calling,
you'll be doing alright, with your Christmas of white,
but I'll have a blue blue Christmas.
I’ll have a Blue Christmas, that’s certain
And when the Blue Heartache starts hurtin’
You’ll be doing alright, with your Christmas of white,
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
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Up on the Housetop
02:41
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Up on the House Top
Up on the housetop reindeer pause, Out jumps good old Santa Claus.
Down thru the chimney with lots of toys, All for the little ones, Christmas joys.
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Up on the housetop, click, click, click. Down thru the chimney with good Saint Nick.
(Noodle & Vamp on the G between verses)
First comes the stocking of little Nell; oh, dear Santa, fill it well
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries; one that will open and shut her eyes.
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Up on the house top, click, click, click. Down thru the chimney with good Saint Nick.
Next comes the stocking of little Will, oh, just see what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer, and lots of tacks; also a ball, and a whip that cracks.
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Up on the house top, click, click, click. Down thru the chimney with good Saint Nick.
Oh the joy that Santa brings, Wrapped with paper, bow and string
The man in red comes once a year, spreading love and Christmas cheer
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Up on the house top, click, click, click. Down thru the chimney with good Saint Nick.
Soon the last stocking is filled up tight; Its time for Santa to say good night!
Up through the chimney Santa flies, a trove of presents left behind
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go!
Up on the house top, click, click, click. Down thru the chimney with good Saint Nick.
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Santa's got a little friend, His name is Dominick.
The cutest little donkey, You never see him kick.
When Santa visits his paisons, With Dominick he'll be.
Because the reindeer cannot, Climb the hills of Italy… CHORUS!
Jingle bells around his feet, And presents on the sled.
Hey! Look at the mayor's derby, On top of Dominick's head.
A pair of shoes for Louie, And a dress for Josephine.
The labels on the inside says, They're made in Brooklyn… CHORUS!
Children sing, and clap their hands, And Dominick starts to dance.
They talk Italian to him, And he even understands.
Cumpare sing, Cumpare su, And dance 'sta tarantel.
When jusamagora comes to town, And brings du ciuccianello… CHORUS!
CHORUS:
Hey! Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw); It's Dominick the donkey.
Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw), The Italian Christmas donkey.
La la la-la la-la la la la la, La la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da!
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Santa's at the Second Line – Evan Gavry
Well he's making a list and he's checking it twice, He's done a whole lot of work so far
He just hit town, yeah he just touched down, For some well-earned R&R
He knows who's naughty and he knows who's nice, You know the old man's feeling fine
It's Christmas in New Orleans, And Santa's at the second line
Dasher's doing the rhumba, Dancer's halfway through a hurricane
Prancer's down at the video slots, Playing his reindeer games
The elves pound out boogie-woogie, With the reindeer keeping time
It's Christmas down in New Orleans, And Santa's at the second line
It brings him peace and joy once he's finished the toys, to hear the brass band make that sound
It's such a joyful noise, Y'all been good girls and boys? Let Kris Kringle buy this round
Pickle back for Jimmy, Sazerac for Jane, and a go-cup for my wine
It's Christmas in New Orleans, And I'm here for the second line
Vixen’s in the kitchen helping Comet boil the roux
Cupid’s shufflin’ down Bourbon Street, howlin’ like the loup garou
The elves pound out boogie-woogie, With the reindeer keeping time
It's Christmas down in New Orleans, And Santa's at the second line
Sorry Mrs. Claus, but St Nick and the boys blew town to blow off some steam
Time is tight on that special night, But he's got him a flying reindeer team
He's gonna have his fun but don't you worry none, They'll have him back in plenty of time
It's Christmas in New Orleans and Santa's at the second line
Donner playing the bass drum , Blitzen blowing on an old trombone
Rudolph's a one man krewe du vieux, With a red light for a nose
The elves pound out boogie-woogie, With the reindeer keeping time
It's Christmas down in New Orleans, And Santa's at the second line
You can all hold my calls, gonna deck the halls, Santa's at the second line
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We three kings of Orient are, Bearing gifts we travel afar.
Field and fountain, moor and mountain, Following yonder star.
Oh! Star of wonder, star of night, Star of royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding, Guide us, thy perfect light.
Born a king on Bethlehem's plain, Gold I bring to crown Him again,
King forever, ceasing never, Over us all to reign.
O star of wonder, star of night, Star of royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding, Guide us, thy perfect light.
Frankincense to offer have I. Incense owns a Deity nigh.
Prayer and praising all men raising, Worship Him, God on high.
O star of wonder, star of night, Star of royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding, Following yonder star.
Myrrh is mine: Its bitter perfume. Breaths a life of gathering gloom.
Sorrow, sighing, bleeding, dying, Sealed in a stone-cold tomb.
O star of wonder, star of night, Star of royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding, Following yonder star.
Glorious now behold Him arise, King and God and Sacrifice.
Alleluia, alleluia! Sounds through the earth and skies.
O star of wonder, star of night, Star of royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding, Following yonder star.
O star of wonder, star of night, Star of royal beauty bright,
Westward leading, still proceeding, Following yonder star!
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New Elf in the Family
04:06
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A New Elf in the Family - Kier and Mandy Byrnes
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the way; Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
just last February, Mrs. Claus said to me
We’ve got a new elf on the way, we’re adding to the family
The seasons passed, the leaves all changed, we watched that belly grow
We finished painting the nursery, just in time for the first snow
We could tell by the skies of the dancing Northern Lights
That we’d meet our little guy, by the end of that dear night
So we sang our favorite Christmas songs, around the Christmas tree
Ode to Joy, it’s a little boy, there’s a new elf in the family…
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! There’s a new elf in, there’s a new elf in the family…
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
So I sat down next to Mrs. Claus and imagine my surprise
You got my rosy cheeks but you have her hair and eyes
We laid you by the mistletoe and the reindeer gathered close
To meet this baby elf of ours and to kiss him on the nose
And when I held you up for the whole North Pole to see
Your smiling little face, there was no prouder Dad than me
So we sang our favorite Christmas songs, around the Christmas tree
Ode to Joy, it’s a little boy, there’s a new elf in, there’s a new elf in the family…
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! There’s a new elf in the family…
Mrs. Claus and I are smitten, with you my little lad
And please don't call me Father Christmas; you can just call me your dad
For the past nine months we've waited, to hold you in our arms
We'll love you always and forever and keep you safe from harm.
And someday I’ll take you flying, in my magic sleigh
I'll take you all around the world, bring you home on Christmas Day
Where we’ll sing our favorite Christmas songs, around the Christmas tree
Ode to Joy, it’s a little boy, there’s a new elf in the family
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! There’s a new elf in the family…
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Silver Bells
03:12
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City sidewalks, busy sidewalks; Dressed in Holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing, people passing; Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear
Silver bells, silver bells, It's Christmas-time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring, Soon it will be Christmas day
Strings of street lights, even stop lights; Blink a bright red and green
As the shoppers run home with their treasures
Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch; This is Santa's big scene
And above all the bustle you hear...
Silver bells, silver bells, It's Christmas-time in the city
Ring-a-ling, hear them ring, Soon it will be Christmas day
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Kier Byrnes & The Kettle Burners/Three Day Threshold Somerville, Massachusetts
Kier Byrnes, founder of Three Day Threshold and winner of "Best Local Band" by Boston Magazine, has played in the Middle East for the troops, the Jim Beam Distillery in Kentucky, a Belgium Prison and the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville. He's shared bills with Zac Brown, Dick Dale, Avett Bros, Old Crow Medicine Show. His music is self-described as "Good Country Gone Terribly, Terribly Bad." ... more
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